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Construction Humor

We keep our eyes and ears open while talking to clients, friends, and fellow construction and law professionals for new and imaginative ways to poke fun at ourselves and our friends. If you would like to see a piece of construction law humor added here, please send us the pertinent information via our Feedback Form or send us an e-mail. Enjoy!


  • Here are a couple of cartoons provided by offthemark.com

    Off the Mark



  • A short dictionary of construction terminology

    Contractor - A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.

    Bid Opening - A poker game in which the losing hand wins.

    Bid - A wild guess carried out to two decimal places.

    Low Bidder - A contractor who is wondering what he left out.

    Engineer's Estimate - The cost of construction in heaven.

    Project Manager - The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.



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